Sitting dumbfounded in a car. Priceless.
I really need to invest in some watercolors. And gouche. And prismacolor pencils. And ALL THE THINGS.
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’