collegehumor:

Child Support Billboard May Be Bleak, But Still Accurate
Sitting dumbfounded in a car.  Priceless. 

collegehumor:

Child Support Billboard May Be Bleak, But Still Accurate

Sitting dumbfounded in a car.  Priceless. 

me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | Speaking from one generation to another.

I really need to invest in some watercolors. And gouche. And prismacolor pencils. And ALL THE THINGS.

I really need to invest in some watercolors. And gouche. And prismacolor pencils. And ALL THE THINGS.

out-of-kotovsky:

so beautiful

out-of-kotovsky:

so beautiful

Daaaaaaaaaamn Aaron Ruell from Napoleon Dynamite. 

theclearlydope:

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

via scifitwinnevver

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

Good god, all I want to do now is make a grilled mac n cheese sandwich.

collegehumor:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

That how you climb the corporate ladder