extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
wilwheaton: I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
Captain Reynolds: No, but in case you hadn't noticed, her voice kinda carries. We're two miles above ground and they can probably hear her down there. Soon as we unload, she can holler until our ears bleed. Although, I would take it as a kindness if she didn't.
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
Captain Reynolds: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with...long as she does it quiet-like.
catswithbenefits: ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago WHOA MAN.